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Answering Machine Messages
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
Creative Answering Machine Messages.... From JNapier@aol.com Hi. Now you say something. Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
(http://www7.concentric.net/~Genegug/funemail/creative.htm)
The Answering Machine
Are you still using the default message that was supplied with your telephone answering machine? Do you want to amuse your callers? Then you have come to the right place!
(http://www.answeringmachine.co.uk/main.htm)
Phone & Wireless, AT&T / Lucent & Panaso . . . Phones, Answering Machines and Caller ID
Phone & Wireless, AT&T / Lucent & Panasonic telephones, cell phones, pagers, answering services, & satellite TV
(http://www.phoneandwireless.com/telephones/answering.html)
Some Fun Links
Follow these links to spice up your answering machine: KL's Oohyeah Sensations Homepage (KOSH). This guy has some AWESOME answering machine messages........check them out!!!
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Comedians John Carfi's Funny Answering Machine Jokes Book
John Carfi is a clean and hysterically funny stand up comedian. Just ask hundreds of audiences across the country. His diversified show has made him the perfect opening act in casinos and concert venues for such name acts as Jerry Seinfeld, Tony Bennett,
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Season Four Sketches - Answering Machine
Transcribed from: Comedy Central Transcribed by: I Hecubus@aol.com [Bruce and Kevin are recording a new answering machine message.] Bruce: This is Jack Nicholson. You've reached the answering ...
(http://www.kithfan.org/four/machine.html)
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the world-famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages. @~~~~~ A is for academics, B is for beer.
(http://www.3oddballz.com/humor/lists/answering_machine.htm)
The Purple Cow: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
The Purple Cow: Over 1000 Answering Machine Messages for FREE!
(http://www.purplecow.com/weird/messages/)
Boogie Jack's Wacky Answering Machine Messages
Another fine page from Boogie Jack's Gallery of Wacky Answering Machine Messages
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Answering Machine Messages
"You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues, 1 week of ragtime. WPMS." "Hi. Now you say something." "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for ...
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Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages, 06/01
From: ajs@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Alan Silverstein) Date: Tue, 1 Jun 1993 16:46:34 GMT Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages, 06/01 The following ...
(http://muhu.cs.helsinki.fi/mailing_lists/humor/msg60.html)
Creative Answering Machine Messages
"Hi. Now you say something." "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on ...
(http://www.laffnow.com/humor/answerm.htm)
4th » Answering Machine Messages
A nswering machine messages More Hi, you've reached Jeroen's answering machine. Jeroen isn't home right now, but whatever you have to say to him, you can tell me. We're VERY close and we tell each ...
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A couple of answering machine messages.
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and Master Card, Visa, or American Express account number and we'll get ...
(http://www.firstlight.net/recreation/humor/answ.html)
Singing Answering Messages
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Answering Machine Funnies
How many times have you wanted to hang up the phone when hearing the boring answering machine messages? It seems like you have to wait forever for them to get to the point before
(http://www.answeringmachinefunnie.com/)
Answering Machine Messages
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. Hi , this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling
(http://www.olivet.edu/~ajsmith/funny.stuff/answer.html)
Actual Answering Machine Messages
My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. Hello, you’ve
(http://members.tripod.com/~Ben_Kimball/WeirdLists/AnsweringMachine.htm)
The Land of Odd Answering Machine Messages
This page is lame, I know...but I just got it so lay off!! That especially means you Iz! Wanna be on my mailing list? It's Java Time: Well, That's all I have for you right now
(home.dti.net/rwarwick/index.html)
Answering machine messages
Timeless classics Uncle Caveman There's a big surprise... Holiday favorites Please leave a message... Deck the halls with boughs of holly... Yarmulkes, shofars, falafel and
(http://www.skypoint.net/members/howland/answer.html)
Answering Machine Messages, preview and download!
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CREATIVE ANSWERING MACHINE GREETING MESSAGES:
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Hello, this is
(http://nova.mhost.com/funny/answer.html)
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